Pet Names for the Perfectly
Engineered Body
Someone suggested this a while back during an N&A chat - a listing of all the "pet names" Michael's been subjected to. My response: Hey, why the hell not? :)
- "Mr. Wiseman" (Dr. Morris, every episode)
- "stud muffin" (Roger, On the Town)
- "Mighty Mouse" (Dr. Morris, On the Town)
- "the prototype" (The FBI agents, Over Easy)
- "science fair project" (Michael and Dr. Morris, Over Easy)
- "the kid" (Murphy and Dr. Morris, One for the Money)
- "the virgin" (Murphy, One for the Money)
- "Mr. I.R.S.-I-know-everything-about-you-guy" (Roger, The Insurance Man Always Rings Twice)
- "Nimrod" (Craig Spence, The Insurance Man Always Rings Twice)
- "the hottie with the egg" (Lisa and Heather, Nothing to Fear...) <-- My personal fave!
- "Mr. Salvage Parts" (Michael, A Girl's Life)
- "the artificial bastard" (Michael, A Girl's Life)
- "Mr. Newman" (Dr. Morris and Lisa, The Insurance Man Always Rings Twice, Nothing to Fear..., Pulp Turkey, I've Grown Accustomed to His Face, Film at Eleven, Everybody Who's Anybody, The Bugmeister, Part Bee, The Eggman Cometh)
- "Ken" (Jones/Foster, I Am the Greatest)
- "Valentine Boy" (Dr. Morris, Film at Eleven)
- "lab rat" (Michael, Deep in My Heart is a Song)
- "very expensive mannequin" (General Irving, Deep in My Heart is a Song)
- "Michael William" (Michael's drunken dance partner, Everybody Who's Anybody)
- "Superman" (Jimmy, Boy Wonder)
- "organ farm" (Lizzard, Lizzard's Tale)
- "little bastard" (Morris, obliquely anyway, The Bugmeister Part Bee)
- "a super man" (Eggman, The Eggman Cometh)
